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Welcome to the Parish of Kyneton as part of the Central Highlands Cluster with St Mary's Woodend, St George's Trentham, St Paul's Kyneton and St John's Malmsbury. We are a parish community steeped in history and Anglican Tradition. We continue to worship and live out our faith in Jesus Christ in modern catholic style.
We maintain a firm commitment of developing a community of welcome, nurture, discipleship, hospitality, care and outreach. For More information on the Anglican Diocese of Bendigo click the link > |
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On The Lighter Side
The Perfect Mate
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to ac- company me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.
The results read, "Buy a television."
A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to ac- company me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don't go out. Be able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.
The results read, "Buy a television."
