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Welcome to the Parish of Kyneton as part of the Central Highlands Cluster with St Mary's Woodend, St George's Trentham, St Paul's Kyneton and St John's Malmsbury. We are a parish community steeped in history and Anglican Tradition. We continue to worship and live out our faith in Jesus Christ in modern catholic style.
We maintain a firm commitment of developing a community of welcome, nurture, discipleship, hospitality, care and outreach. For More information on the Anglican Diocese of Bendigo click the link > |
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Bishop Matt's Visit Next Sunday 24/06
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Next week we have the privilege a first Sunday visit with Bishop Matt Brain at our 10.30am Sung Eucharist.
It will also be a celebration of the Feast of St Peter and St Paul. There will be a bring and share lunch afterwards. A working bee on Wednesday 8.30am-10.0am or arrange a time. Jobs are on the noticeboard. Next Sunday is another great opportunity to invite someone who may not come often, could be interested to meet and hear from Bishop Matt. |
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Thyme For Tea!
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Come and share in a scrumptious and delightful Afternoon Tea on Friday 29th June commencing 2pm. Kerry Sapsed from ‘Thyme for Tea’ will be bringing different blends to try and buy. A great afternoon to invite neighbours and friends. Cost $10p.p for Afternoon Tea.
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Weekend Away 2018- Applications
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Bookings for the weekend away from 27th-29th July at Lady Northcote near Bachuus Marsh are now available in the porch. Please consider coming
along to what is a great weekend of relaxation, fellowship, worship and fun. People are welcome to make deposits to secure your booking. Details are on the brochure. |
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Pew Sheet Sign UpWe are endeavouring at the moment to build up an email list of those who would like to receive a PDF copy weekly pew bulletin by email. This is especially handy when some may be away, but would like to keep in touch with what is happening. Please sign on to the sheet in the porch if you would like this sent to you, or email Fr Ian by clicking the link below.
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On The Lighter Side
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstandingin my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“Fair dinkum – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?” “Yes. What’s your third question?”
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstandingin my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“Fair dinkum – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?” “Yes. What’s your third question?”
What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.